![]() I think it’s like, “People get so offended when you mess up a dog’s gender, where you’re like, ‘Oh my gosh, is this your dog? He’s so cute.’ And they’re like, ‘Actually, it’s a she, and her name is Jeremy.’” It’s so silly but so funny.īeth Stelling on Mekki Leeper’s “Dad Leaving” and Nicole Byer’s “Gay Male Flight Attendants” There’s one that Greg Johnson does about people messing up dog genders that really makes me laugh. It’s my favorite joke of all time.Īparna Nancherla on Greg Johnson’s “Misgendering Dogs” My favorite joke of all time - that’s not mine - is David Spade’s joke from his HBO special where he says, “You know, JonBenét Ramsey’s not that hot without the makeup.” And it just destroyed me. And don’t nobody want to watch you walk around in khakis and Starbucks down the street.” I was like, Damn, b, I could’ve had that.Īnthony Jeselnik on David Spade’s “JonBenét Ramsey Without Makeup” ![]() And there can’t be a straight parade, because you all are boring. There isn’t White History Month, because y’all have done so much terrible bullshit that ain’t nobody trying to celebrate that. Yamaneika Saunders the other day said, “The same people who are saying there should be a straight parade are the same people who think that there should be White History Month. I hate that I like it.Īmanda Seales on Yamaneika Saunders’s “Straight Parade” And I’m only invested in the joke because I’m a wing person. It’s so stupid, but I just wanna do it! He goes through “who the breast people are, who the thigh people are” - he goes through the whole thing, and then he gets to the wings. It’s this guy named Charles G - he has a joke on his favorite piece of chicken. I’ve always thought that Damon Wayans was brilliant, and that’s a joke with so many layers. He was like, “And they’d unwrap the gifts,” and then he’s like, “Now clean up this mess!”I was like, Wow that’s actually something that’s very deep to think about. It was about how he didn’t celebrate Christmas because he knew that during the times of slavery that people were giving slaves for Christmas. It was from Damon Wayans, one time when he was working out. You can listen to the full archive of Good One podcasts through Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and Stitcher.Īida Rodriguez on Damon Wayans’s Christmas But all of them are pretty damn funny, so we picked out some of our favorites. Which is why on Good One, Vulture’s podcast about jokes and those who tell them, we often ask comedians this very difficult question: If you could steal any joke from anyone ever, and nobody would know and you wouldn’t feel bad about it (so it’s like it’s your joke and has always been your joke), what would it be? Over the course of the podcast, comedians’ answers have varied widely - from the obscure to the classic, from witty one-liners to winding stories. But, like all types of stealing, it sure seems like fun if you know you can get away with it. Oooh doggy, joke stealing makes everyone so mad all the time. This post was first published in August 2018 and has been updated to include newer episodes of Good One. Photo: Meghan Sinclair/Conaco, LLC for TBS
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